Greetings, I’m the doctor and I know how to play every single song by the American rock band Ween. In a dream, a demigod visited me and shared a tale that revealed my true purpose – to share my knowledge, wisdom, and understanding of Ween with the world. It brings me immense joy to help others figure out their favorite tunes, so please reach out. I love you. Thanks for having me; pleasure to be here.